Landshark’s Drink of the Day – Sour Apple Martini $1.00 Today
Wrap up your day with a little bit of ye ole green sunshine with this refreshing beverage solely responsible for American exceptionalism. Masterfully assembled with Standard Russian Vodka, Sour Apple Schnapps, Gran Gala, Lemon Juice, and fresh-squeezed, 100% Florida grown unicorn tears.
People are going to be really impressed as you sip your Landshark’s Sour Apple Martini, lookin’ all classy and refined and stuff. Seriously.