LANDSHARK’S IN DESTIN, FL – DRINK OF THE DAY: THE SOUR APPLE MARTINI – BUCK OFF!
THAT’S A WHOLE DOLLAR OFF! One Hundred Pennies in your pocket – Retirement’s comin’ early!
So, one Mayan goes up to another Mayan and asks, “Hey, you wanna go to Landshark’s and get a Sour Apple Martini?” The other Mayan replies, “I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.”
Pick up any history book and you’ll see quickly just how important the Sour Apple Martini is to this country. Ever seen a painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware? He’s sipping a Sour Apple Martini. Ben Franklin only flew that kite in the storm after a few Sour Apple Martinis. Abe Lincoln was crazy nervous before delivering the Gettysburg Address – so Mary Todd was like, “Bro, knock back one of these Sour Apple Martinis, brah.” The rest is history.
Show some appreciation for this great country for cryin’ out loud – belly up and try one o’ these delicious Landshark’s Sour Apple Martini’s for A BUCK OFF TODAY!
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